When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
by D-Dog#2 May 29, 2009
A person you haven't talked to in exactly a year
But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you
Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
by Longneckgang December 06, 2018
A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.
"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."
by wonfuji January 20, 2013
by OhMyLord911 September 14, 2019
When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.
Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
by Adam SSS March 23, 2007
by Marquis8 December 26, 2010
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