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The Happy Birthday

When a guy is fingering a girl's asshole and he puts that finger in his mouth and gags himself until he throws up onto her asshole and then the girl lets out a fart, making a barf bubble, and after it pops, it shows the location of her asshole and then the guy fucks her asshole. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Hey did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Oh my god man... Steve was dared by his girlfriend to give her The Happy Birthday on her birthday!"
"Ew man, that's fucking gross."
"Yea but I heard it's like getting high."
"What ever man, that's fucked up!"
by D-Dog#2 May 28, 2009
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Tandem-birthday

A birthday that both you and an acquaintance share.
Hell's yeah brother! Happy tandem-birthday! XD
by Marquis8 December 27, 2010
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Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.
Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!
by NewWords007 September 12, 2010
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birthday taco

1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about

2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)

3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.

2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.

3. so where is my birthday taco?
by nowunyouno May 21, 2011
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birthday envy

When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.
Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"

Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"

Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"

Tom: "definite!"
by Adam SSS December 15, 2008
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empty birthday

The celebration of a birthday of someone who has passed away or left in some way
Last week we celebrated Sargent Thompson's empty birthday
by Mr.James August 7, 2014
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Birthday Tux

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.
Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"
by Brotogé September 7, 2016
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