Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004

wife beater

the clothing normally worn by the residents of trelander or newcastle

string vest

by poosemon April 8, 2003

bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.

Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.

by MaximT July 28, 2007

brate

(n.) a bro date, for when bros just need to catch up like bros,

Bro 1: yo I heard Steve is going out with his girl
Bro 2: who needs him, we'll just go on a brate
Bro 1: fuck yeah dude, it's a brate

by A bro for the bros October 28, 2018

beaten

Michagan losing to OSU its 12;41 and Michagan still sucks!

its 12;41 and Michagan still sucks!

by Pat O'Malley March 20, 2004

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004