Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

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The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.

*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

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The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.

*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

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Benjamin

Love him. Cherish him. Don’t take him for granted. No one will love you how he will. He cares for you and he loves you. You mean the world to him even if it might not seem like it at times. Don’t ever put yourself in a position to lose him. Take your time with him and everything will turn out just fine. Please give him the love his soul deserves.

I love you
forever Benjamin.

by imalwayshere February 7, 2022

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Benjamin

Benjamin isnt just a name, its him. He is unbelievable sweet with a crazy sense of humour, he would do anything for his girlfriend, except be bothered to get her a can of cola, he is one of the most attractive boys you’ll meet, eyes of burn honey brown, and fluffy dark hair, soft lips, and a charming smile. Two words… charismatic and mysterious. The type of guy to give you butterflies every time you look at him. He’s not just Ben, he’s batman.

Benjamin - “Wow he’s amazing, one of a kind.”

by PICKLEDIPPER123 March 17, 2024

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