phany bandit

phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.

hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend

by spittyfire1207 April 7, 2009

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.

I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.

by swissbanker August 1, 2011

GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.

First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

by a GOOBER BANDIT June 18, 2009

bean bandit

A racist term for hispanics/mexicans because all they do is eat beans.

Person 1: Look at that mexican eat that bean burrito!
EviL: What a fucking bean bandit!

by kthxBYE! August 26, 2006

Silly Bandit

n. A person who specializes in stealing Silly Bandz. These thieves mainly target young children, often while their victims are displaying or trading their Silly Bandz, leaving them vulnerable. They may also act in marauding gangs, suddenly and sometimes violently attacking their victims without warning.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen my Silly Bandz? I swear I had a choo-choo train, a poodle and a unicorn just a second ago!

Guy 2: Nah, bro. Must have been a Silly Bandit. Gotta watch out, those thugs are everywhere!

by Mr. Longstride June 17, 2010

bankin'

verb...a short form of the term spank bank....
the act of using old sexual experiences, fantasies to aid in masturbation.

"dude, did you see Erin's tits?"

"yeah guy, i'll be bankin' that tonight!"

by Ginger Kid-Rodriguez March 20, 2010