backing away slowly

To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.

Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.

by natedizzle7 January 3, 2014

nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007

[bob barking]

bob barking is when a man cums in the back of a woman's throat as she try's too say "the price is right" without coughing or choking

hey honey do you want too play bob barking tonight "i can't my throat is still sore from the last time you ejaculated in my throat as i tried to say "the price is right".

by daniel a wood January 19, 2009

That's a Bazinga

An expression of happiness, oft used after a difficult task has been completed.

moses: I can't believe it but after a year of trying I finally managed to not be a nerd
steven: That's a Bazinga!

by Hodaphnese February 24, 2015

Online Banking

A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)

Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.

Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.

by year8nsbs September 1, 2011

Badingdong

1. n. a word used to express disdain or disappointment.

2. n. a word that can be interchanged with any inappropriate word for those of us who can't say "penis" or "vagina" and feel the need to replace it with childish terms such as badingdong or hibbity dibbity

teacher: billy, did you do your homework?
billy: ughhh badingdong... that was due today??

joe: so sarah... I think its time we let our badingdongs meet each other.

by 944725 April 25, 2010

Basking Ridge

The ultimate posh semi-rural New York City suburb. Very conveniently located to anywhere. Although the immeadiate area is somewhat sleepy. You have an awesome mall to the south (Bridgewater Commons) and a worldclass stellar mall to the northeast (Short Hills). The richest town in NJ (Harding) is to your north and super rich Bernardsville is to your west. The schools here are tip top notch from K - 12. The town is 79% white with the rest being mostly Asians who mainly live in the "Hills" section of town. The downtown is quaint, yet small and semi-usefull. Great access to NYC with two train stations in town. Hopefully this town stays as it is. It's built out, but the demographics are perfect besides maybe there being a little less asians and a few more blacks and hispanics to make up for it. THIS IS THE IDEAL TOWN.

Basking Ridge Kid1: I feel insecure knowing them Bernardsville and Harding are richer than us.

Basking Ridge Kid2: Smacks Kid1

by Granular Genius August 12, 2011