British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018

British pickle

A small dick

I just couldn’t hang with that British pickle he has

by Jenn pickle March 23, 2019

British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

by Hentlex August 22, 2019

British teen

A fuckin drug dealer

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s

by Shiteonastick January 11, 2020

British Prison

Australia

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison

by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020

British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you

Bruh youre such a british Benjamin

by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020