australian muscle rub

Inter-gultial sex, that is, when a man places his penis between the bottox, but not into the anus, of his partner and stimulates himself to orgasm. Like a Hawian Muscle Rub only "down under."
"She was too up-tight to Saddleback, so I settled for an Australian Muscle Rub."
by Parvus June 27, 2009
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Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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australian style handjob

A handjob that comes from down under.
My girlfriend surprised me today with a come from behind Australian style handjob.
by Sharknado1 December 07, 2013
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australian rules football

Is the game different to soccer and rugby? You bet.

No off-side for starters. Which means the game is a bit like basketball, but on a far larger arena than even soccer & rugby, and 18 a-side on the field at a time.

No cross bar. Does this make kicking goals easier. Well, yes, although the goals are narrower than soccer. And you actually have to kick them yourself, via your foot - and not be deflected off other people or goal posts.

Behinds - quite unique, or partially similar to the 'rouge' in some sports. Simple theory. Avoid drawn games. Soccer folk have thought about ways of avoiding a draw - and only lump us with penalty shoot outs in the 'big' games in tournaments. They could perhaps count corners (or only those derived within a certain distance of the goal....and then award a pt, make a 'fair' goal worth 6,....and away you go, less draws, more results....and maybe more often the best team might actually win).

Unlike soccer - all players can use their hands too....kinda cool, helps, especially youngsters, to develop the full range of co-ordination. The 'high' mark or 'speccie' is a very cool feature, and a bit more dignified than using ones head to propell the ball because the rules don't let you use your hands!! Hands also allow for picking the ball up and the feature known as 'hand-ball' or 'hand-pass'. This is a key feature in team work, especially under pressure to open up play. To achieve overlap, to create space. Y'see, the game is all about creating space, which is vitally important given that the oval shaped ground tapers inward at either end, meaning that the hardest place to find space is in the 'forward line', thus the absence of off-side is partially negated.

Australian Rules Football <> soccer
Australian Rules Football <> rugby

Thank god!!

Australian Rules Football = Positively geared sport - seeking to attack one's own goal, to kick goals and to win games. Don't compare to the MElb Cup (handicap), compare to the Cox Plate, a weight for age free for all.

compared to soccer and rugby = negatively geared sports, seeking to defend one's own goal, and employing restrictive handling and movement rulings to limit the ability to 'win on merit' - effectively they are the 'handicap' events - even HARNESS RACING!!!
by Michael Christiansen January 02, 2008
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Australian hat hair

Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.
Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!
by puggy343 May 18, 2006
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Australian Scout Jamboree

an awesome scout event where scouts come from all over the globe to spend two weeks camping & doing awesome stuff like going to waterparks,waterslides,concerts,car smashing & more. often shortened as AJ with the year

Australian Jamborees rule!
Australian Scout Jamboree

Ted: Hey Phil,remember AJ2010?

Phil:Yeah it kicked ass!

Ted:Yeah,especially when you got crushed in the mosh pit at the concert

Phil: Shutup Ted.
by cheesemutt April 14, 2010
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Australian Nosering

When a woman gets a surgical procedure that opens a tunnel in between the inside of her vagina and the inside of her anus. Following the procedure, a threesome with two men ensues. Their two penises are inserted into both openings and touch each other, thus creating a nose ring like double dick.
Danny And George gave me a nasty australian nosering yesterday.
by jlkafsdjl;adjsfl November 01, 2009
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