Someone who thanks God they're an atheist.
So, we know you're an atheist, but we still want to know ... are you a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist?
by Fearman November 4, 2007
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Often misunderstood, you will find that an Atheist is merely someone who does not believe in the existence of a deity or deities. The exact opposite of a theist.

Atheists can not be defined by any other terms. They do not follow any belief system or dogma. However, as in most cases in humans, people harboring similar ideas will share certain characteristics. Atheists typically abandon all things supernatural and rely on reason, rationality, evidence, and science as opposed to blind faith.

Militant Atheism is very much an oxymoron. For it is not used to define Atheists who take up arms to fight or kill believers in theism, but is actually used to define people who actively speak up about their ideas. In any other realm of discourse, it would be said that these people have a very strong opinion. But because it is not socially acceptable to criticize religion or religious beliefs, theists automatically turn on the defensive. At this point they find the need to label or demonize the opposition.
Whereas a fundamentalist or member of militant Islam would strike against the opposition with violence and tyranny, a "militant atheist" will fight the opposition with words and ideas.
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What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.
"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
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by nog-d March 22, 2011
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1. A faggot

2. One who simply doesn't believe in pussy, and therefore sucks a lot of cock

3. A dumb broad who is so straight that she says touching her own pussy is disgusting.*

* We all know girls masturbate too, so don't be a pussy atheist!
That sum bitch must be afraid of popin' her damn cherry! He must be a Pussy Atheist!

Woa shit Bill! That motherfucker dresses like Liberace, he's gotta be a Pussy Atheist.

"Shut up bitch, send me some dirty pics of you fingering yourself, stop being such a Pussy Atheist."
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Dumbass Atheist is a meme that, like Scumbag Atheist, makes fun of atheists. The meme typically uses the the "genius" meme as its template but is modified so the A symbol for atheism is on the forehead of the rage face. Knowyourmeme defines the "genius" meme as "a rage comic character and an expression used to marvel at someone’s stupidity. Because of its dubious use in criticism of others and self-deprecative humor, the character shares common grounds with other memes in the rage comic universe, particularly some of the more sarcastic ones like “You Don’t Say” and “Watch Out, We Got a Badass Over Here."

The other form of the Dumbass Atheist meme uses a template of a man (who is presumably gay) holding a piece of bread next to his mouth that is shaped like a cock. Dumbass Atheist differentiates from Scumbag Atheist by mocking the dumbass arguments of the atheist (hence the name) with the meme making fun of how atheists spew things out of context, create straw man arguments or use ad hominems.
Dumbass Atheist:

"I'm gay and The Bible says God hates gays so therefore he doesn't exist!"

"Bad things happened to me. God didn't stop that and therefore he doesn't exist!"

"One Christian was bad to me! Therefore they're all the same!"

"My prayers didn't work and therefore God doesn't exist and we all came from nothing!"

These common bullshit arguments ignore thousands of years of philosophy and logic and are emotional based rather than rational.
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The religious atheist believes that life needs constant examination and evaluation, that the moral ideals taught by great teachers of ethics need constant attention and personal affirmation.
He doesn't go to church or believe in any one thing, but he studies a lot of that stuff, kind of a religious atheist.
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Atheist idiot is another term for the all the adherents to the atheism theory. The atheist theory is illogical and mathematically incorrect. For example atheists believe that 0+0=1 and they also believe that nothing can create something despite the fact that we've never observed such irrationality at work.

Atheists say that the matter and energy which came from The Big Bang were actually the results of a particle popping out from the vacuum. The major detail that they ignore is that the vacuum is not empty and isn't nothing. Therefore if this universe was created by something that came from the vacuum then it wasn't a particle that came from nothing.

This then leads us to more questions such as what created this vacuum and the energy within it? Atheists cannot answer questions like this and their theories that the universe came from nothing or self-created itself are not supported by science and no empirical evidence exists for this. The idea of another universe creating our current one only moves the goalpost. At some point, there had to be an origin. In any case, there is no evidence of the string-universe theory either.
Considering the Goldilocks properties of our universe, it was likely that the energy that created it was an intelligent force. A force known as God. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, space-time are relative and space was created within The Big Bang which means that whatever existed before this universe would likely be timeless and immune to the laws of this universe since it created them.

Logic, maths and science argues in favor of God and not for atheism which is a silly fairy tale mostly only believed by those who are too mentally retarded to understand true science. The first definition from an atheist proves how uneducated they are.

Atheist: Nothing can create something! Two zeroes equal one!

Christian: Atheist idiot.
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