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arse sandwich

A sexy behind filled with a face or sperm. The object of desire (the person's bottom) becomes an arse sandwich only when one's face/ sperm is applied as filling. Yummy!
Man (on seeing a sexy arse): "I could stuff my face with some arse sandwich."
by lesterama May 16, 2008
mugGet the arse sandwichmug.

arsed up

To get annoyed or stressed about something
"He got really arsed up when we took the piss out of his BO"
by J@mes May 2, 2006
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cat arse

Facial expression displayed when doubtful, disbelieving, sceptical or moody
His / her lips pursing like those of a cats arse
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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arse cleavage

The vertical crack that is visible from behind a person who bends over or squats whilst wearing jeans that are two or more sizes too small.
A member of the public tripped over a paving slab and fell into the open trench. His spectacles broke as his head got stuck in Big Dave's arse cleavage
by Spleenvent September 4, 2006
mugGet the arse cleavagemug.

arse-pubes

pubes that grow on your arse. Noone will admit to having them, but everyone has them.
Tom:Hey man, i got my arse pubes tangled up.
Kerry: I'm lucky, I dont have arse-pubes.
by OJO October 14, 2003
mugGet the arse-pubesmug.

tap arse

to have a rather chronic case of diarrhea;
The trots
anal leakage
Diarrhea: loose, watery stools occurring more than three times in one day--is a common problem that usually lasts a day or two and goes away on its own without any special treatment. However, prolonged diarrhea can be a sign of other problems. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day.
Ever since I ate that kebab from Habib’s Kabibs I’ve had the chronic tap arse man.
by jizam December 9, 2004
mugGet the tap arsemug.

arse bandit

A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.
Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
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