Koop-Alla 500,000

A two-sided device used for self-pleasure for both males and females. First known Koop-Alla is made of a half gallon milk container and a water bottle.

Scott: I wish my girlfriend didn't break up with me the other night. Now im really lonely.

Ed: If you want, you can borrow my Koop-Alla 500,000. Just clean it when your done.

by Prid995 November 30, 2010

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011

Raspberry Alarm Clock

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.

Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.

by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014

Fraternity Alarm Clock

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.

"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."

by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016

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this is when you lose the game and you get diarrea

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by manfredh December 7, 2016

weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Travis Alarm Clock

When you wake a girl up by eating her out.

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock

by I handled this handle June 12, 2017