Pioneers Academy

A shithole

Is that a brothel?
No it’s the Pioneers Academy

by jsyqgwhsgcanqywf February 17, 2020

Glenbrook Academy

A group of quirky teens with esoteric interests and strange fixations on certain topics (personal examples could include biting and eggs). They include 26ish Democrats, 1 or 2 Libertarians, a Communist, and an inconsistent far-right kid. Symptoms include: Being in debate or band, hating your teachers, and losing the ability to talk to other people.

Academy Kid: I'm in the Glenbrook Academy
Billy: How nerdy and annoying.
Academy Kid: Prove it axiomatically you fallacious fool! Substantiate your arguments reasonably or be dismissed as the illogical agent you are!

by Not.Red October 26, 2020

mosiac academy

a stuck up charter school that specializes in teaching special kids but doesn't know crap about teaching a normal education

i used to go to mosiac academy it fucking sucked

by girlthatusedtogothere October 6, 2020

Baxter Academy

Quite possibly the weirdest high school East of the Mississippi River... Baxter Academy is notorious for being the meme-fuel that all the other schools use. The school has a program called "Flex Friday" which normally consists of a mixture of insane personal projects and just flat-out goofing off. The school also has a very large population of LGBT+ students, so if your gay and don't wanna look like an outcast, this is your school. Most of the students here also ski like there's no tomorrow, and one time the school even called a "powder day" right after a snowstorm. Another immensely popular fixation is robotics, with Baxter's team winning the first robotics competition and Thomas Cup more often than the Patriots win the Super Bowl. The Monday-Thursday academics program is amazingly lenient compared to other high schools, with most of the teachers being super down to earth and rarely assigning homework. However, the higher administration has been horribly inconsistent over the past few years, with a bunch of new principals and board members trying to make the school a living hell for faculty and students alike. About 75% of the original faculty has quit over the past few years because of this, but it always does seem somewhat easy for them to find replacement teachers. As for colleges, universities love to see Baxter on people's resumes, but a lot of times folks fall flat on their face when they get there, because most college professors suck when compared to Baxter Teachers.

"He goes to Baxter Academy???"

"He's probably a gay guy who draws dank memes while skiing down Jordan Bowl at Sunday River"

by winweather04 November 13, 2021

Central Academy

Really chaotic elementary school where students will say swears when teachers aren't around and some teachers have fears revolving around them and the gym teacher says girls vs boys and some people act like they're drunk sometimes for some reason and it is so weird and the tech teacher KEEPS CHANGING and the swings are probably gonna probably like break at any second and the swings keep getting flipped over the bar and become very tall or they are very short that only kindergarteners can get on it
it was a hellhole

A: Hey bro wanna go to the central academy playground place after the school closes for the day?
B: FUCK NO THAT PLACE WAS A HELLHOLE

by The Rat in Your Attic September 14, 2021

Capstone academy

A hell hole full of snobby white rich kids but at least there’s only 3 days a week and 4 hours a day you’ll have to get through 😀👍🏻

Mylie stone is capstone academy’s queen bee

by UrMomIsHot;) November 24, 2021

kesh academy

Kesh academy is a skl in brum .

Many slags and manwhores go to kesh.
It is a trampy school and all of the staff are cunts

Kesh academy is a trampy school

by keshhaterx February 19, 2023