Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement
Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"
by Ronron69swag2007 December 24, 2021
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Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.
Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 January 09, 2018
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Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
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Horchata Couple

An interacial couple where one of the two is white/caucasian and the other is Hispanic.

"Horchata" is a beverage made by mixing either milk or rice water (both are white) mixed with cinnamon, nutmeg, tiger nuts and various other plants and spices local to the area. It originated in Spain in the 12th century and was brought over to the new world where it became popularized in latin america spanning a variety of combinations.
"Miguel and Lisa have been dating for six months now, they're becoming a real Horchata couple"
"This is Maya and Jack, they're the local Horchata couple that shop here"
by Saul Mander May 24, 2025
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kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.
"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info
by __somebody_ June 21, 2024
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A Couple Whiles

A Couple Whiles is a phrase that I made up when I was like 5. It combines “In a couple minutes” and “In a little while” to form “In a Couple Whiles
It means “Later”, “In a bit”, etc.
Jacob: “Do you want to go to the movies?”
Rhubarb: “In a couple whiles.”
by uhc207 January 31, 2022
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Post couple

Fake couple; one is there to catch the rebound
Unrealistic
They aren't perfect they are a post couple
by ANONNNNNNNN December 31, 2014
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