bishop shanahan

a high school my parents force me to enroll in which make me want to hang myself. beware of entering a bathroom or the locker-room because you will unavoidably choke on the clouds of body spray, chlorine, vape clouds, and the smell of pure adolescent stress. high standards and teachers throwing out demerit’s for no reason will make you want to curl into a ball and cry. there are some kick ass people here tho if you look close enough . from seniors getting freshman pregnant to being constantly condemned for your natural desires, this is a catholic school through and through. and god help you if you if your hair is past the collar or your skirt isnt three blocks. most of the students here are depressed or have a crippling nic addiction and weed reliance, but that might just be the nature of high school tbh. its not all bad though. the students are united through our dislike for a certain theology teacher who needs to shut the fuck up.

p. 1- so you play for shanahan? what sport?

p. 2-i play lacrosse for bishop shanahan.

p. 1. hell no get tf away from me

by slayshannyhoe March 29, 2023

Josie Bishop

The only girl in the world. Absolutely amazing; not to love her it's just something impossible. Just by looking at her, you realize that you can't live without her. Awesome as nothing else, Josie Bishop is the reason of Joy in the life of anyone that meets her. Be always her friend, treat her right as she deserves to, and never EVER tell her you that love her at only one month of classes together. You most certainly would ruin everything.

Josie Bishop called to the main office.

by Jo'ves February 26, 2017

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 5, 2024

Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

by itsarcher91 July 31, 2024

Bishop McGrath

A bishop that prefers Arnold Nose Mode for all males in the restroom

Bishop McGrath got me in Arnold Nose Mode in the restroom

by romancatholic500 November 23, 2021

Bishop Perowne high schoolers

A breed apart from most humans, these vile creatures are among the saddest and most repulsive things on planet Earth. Usually hanging around a bin playing fucking geometry dash, we have the year 7's. Around the minivans, you can discover the wild year 8 and 9's, who are normally making sexual jokes to their butt buddies. Finally, In the toilets you would find year 10 and 11's, who make sweet sweet love to their butt buddies.

Hey year seven where is year ten?
Oh over in the toilets fucking his friend!
Typical of Bishop Perowne High Schoolers!

by Nonce u saw on the street May 27, 2019

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018