stan-wagon

when you become a stan of a public figure once their popularity has long-since permeated popular culture.

wow, look at Jade hopping on the stan-wagon! you aren't quirky because you like rex orange county.

by notanactuctualdefinitiondotco October 28, 2019

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020

Olympic-wagoner

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.

Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.

by Jobin87 February 28, 2010

boondy wagon

A type of police vehicle common in Australia, officially known as a caged truck, used for transporting prisoners.

Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.

"Boondy wagon just pulled up out the front. About time we fucked off, I think."

by mrcoppa September 21, 2007

slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.

Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.

by JSandwich April 5, 2015

Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017