melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.

My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.

by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024

yucky melon

Used to call out something or someone who is weird and disgusting, in a demure and cutesy way.

Bob : "Hey look at my new shirt"
Peter: "eww yucky melon "

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

bottom melon

The part of the human buttocks that peeks from beneath revealing/short clothing. An example would be wearing a towel in such a way that it rises just above the very lowest part of both buttocks.

Those shorts really show off your bottom melon!

by Diction Donkeh December 10, 2015

melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.

KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon

by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021

Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.

We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.

by Bellyuoers September 11, 2015

Melon

A type of round and juicy fruit that usually came in three different color red, yellow and green.

I love melon so much that I could spent a thousands for it!

by your super woman November 23, 2021