Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 04, 2020
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Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 04, 2020
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Melon head

A person who has recently said or done something stupid.
*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head
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hash melon

it’s kind of like… well it’s kind of like a peanut snack.
I love eating hash melon.
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vincenzo melon

likes to eat. mr. mocho man. super strong. not a chimpmunck. loves to party
vincenzo melon is the man
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Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans
John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!
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ripe melons

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"
by rtp2017 June 12, 2019
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