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Stache Donkey

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
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bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017
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Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010
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Chonky Donkey

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022
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dubstep donkey

Doing anal doggy style, while keeping to the pace of fast paced electronica.
Last night, I totally got dubstep donkeyed, my ass won't be the same for a year.
by CountDonkeyula April 28, 2016
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Donkey honky

A white dude with donkey size cock.
That John Holmes had some cock for a cracker, he was a donkey honky.
by Jaysus Capote February 17, 2020
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