When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.
Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.
by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

by pseudiddlyudonym October 22, 2009

A word used to describe a very thick hind side. May also be used to describe thiccness like kronk from the emperors new groove
by VeeBoy69 March 27, 2022

by CountDonkeyula April 28, 2016

by Jaysus Capote February 17, 2020
