Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.
Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large
by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021
Get the Derek Milesmug. The process in which a manager, player or other organisation is made completely tilted or finessed by the Scottish living legend Derek Adams.
by LewDank November 13, 2018
Get the Derekedmug. by Celticfan November 1, 2018
Get the Derekmug. A Derek does stupid shit, like running like a GTA character, and “playing” with his brother. He once sent a Harvard acceptance letter as a joke, and got accepted.
by LilDOfficial February 20, 2024
Get the Derekmug. 
Present perfect of Derek.
by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023
Get the Derekingmug.