Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
Get the Chrismug. by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019
Get the CHRISmug. Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A chris is a person who is honest and funny, who will always be there for someone even if he does not like them. A Chris is someone you know you can count on and trust to be there for you even when you can't be there for yourself. Find yourself a chris, there the greatest
by Rosey King May 31, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
by Factman February 28, 2020
Get the Chrismug. An absolute mad polish kid. See him in the streets and you will dip. He has a massive fucking forehead as well as some gay ass hairline. Proper Polish G
Wanna go to the park not if Chris is there
by Jakoaooal December 15, 2019
Get the Chrismug.