willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

Zlong Method

The “Zlong Method” is a rizz technique that specializes in talking to a girl at a function for the whole night while intoxicated then never saying another word to them.

There he goes again using the “Zlong Method” to talk to a clapped underclassman

by Jhalvo October 29, 2023

Pull-in method

To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.

My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!

by anonymous November 15, 2023

sweater method

When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater

Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”

by Barron M December 31, 2023

Steve-O Method

The Steve-O method is a method used to get 10% off Macbooks from Steve Wozniak. The Steve-O method involves Jackass star Steve-O and American entrepreneur and electrical engineer Steve Wozniak. This method was created by Majestic all rights reserved.

The Steve-O method is better than all the other methods

by Laflamme January 7, 2024

“The Method”

verb.

When playing the basketball game 2k, in “3s” you make a back door cut as soon as the ball is checked up

Fries before burger

Baccarat infinite money glitch, bet on banker 100% of the time.

Oh my god! “The Method” is too op for kramer in 2k! I (Ori) get a free assist every time!

by Origami21 January 8, 2024

The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.

The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.

by DarkMaster01 January 20, 2024