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Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021
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spoon-guistics

The understanding of how a Spoon talks and its usage of words.

Norther Va
Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."
by Irenical May 6, 2011
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Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 2, 2020
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spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh
man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)
by noyza June 17, 2020
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surfing with a spoon

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.
by Slidekick October 24, 2017
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Adjustable Spoon

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!
by Spoonman-best superhero February 8, 2022
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Spoon me

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.
by Marty Broon October 22, 2008
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