Shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour

'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'

by Callijames April 24, 2018

Shitty Titers

When you poop with hard nipples

The other day I had a terrible cause of the Shitty Titers and destroyed the toilet

by Shitty Titers man January 9, 2021

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

bob shitty

The boz shit in a yard at a party. Enough said.

Bro! Someone went bob shitty at the party last night!

by Yoda2k November 8, 2017

Owl Shitty

The band faggots refer to as "Owl City".

"Did you hear that new song by Owl City?"

"Oh, you mean Owl Shitty? Those gijantic faggots?"

by derpstick December 5, 2010

shitty dick

Talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened

Robert: Dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and I spilled Dr. Pepper all over myself

Alex: Oh dude THATS a shitty dick

by Chickenbone1993 March 12, 2009