A device used to extract poop from the anus. The device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each butt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. To make the person shit you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the've dumped the load. It is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
Example 1: Dude, wtf i just saw Bill slurping the shit he just extracted from his grandpa using the F-juicer!
Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!
Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
Example 2: I saw Rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. I think he used the F-juicer!
Example 3: Im constipated almost everyday i need the F-juicer!
by Sticky Bunzs September 22, 2011

A F in your grade means that you did good. You did so good that you deserve some ice cream with your parents. If they don’t believe you got a F, tell them you did, and once they see this definition, they will almost always give you what you want.
by Ah7s March 29, 2021

Henly F, also known as Henly Furukawa, is a Youtuber who got banned twice, but kept going no matter what.
by Yoongi kun May 20, 2020

over redundant exclaimation expressing feelings of astonishment or sheer flabergation. derived from a combonation of people who don't use profanity around children and people who don't really give a fuck.
Gary: "What in the mutherfuckin' F are you fuckers doing!?!"
Steve: "What the hell is that F supposed to mean?"
Steve: "What the hell is that F supposed to mean?"
by turbomelvin November 16, 2010

by Jjjjjjjjjnjjjjjdjdndnfndnf June 3, 2017

Tyler F. is a Portuguese, brown haired, brown eyes boy. He is an amazing hockey player and can play almost all sports. He is kind hearted and is caring. He makes the funniest jokes in the history of jokes. He is amazing, but could be disgusting sometimes. He WOULD bite you and eat or put almost anything in his mouth.
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE TYLER F. IN THIS WORLD!!! AND IF YOU KNOW HIM, YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE TYLER F. IN THIS WORLD!!! AND IF YOU KNOW HIM, YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!
K: Who do you have on your team?
M: Tyler F.!!!
K: WTF? He is actually the best hockey player ever!!! You are lucky af!!!
M: We are totally gonna win against these wasteyutes!!
M: Tyler F.!!!
K: WTF? He is actually the best hockey player ever!!! You are lucky af!!!
M: We are totally gonna win against these wasteyutes!!
by hockeygirl101 June 10, 2018
