monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.

If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

by LaceySD January 17, 2018

Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.

Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.

by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018

The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.

OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016

Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.

Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003