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Man Ranch

a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".
Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered
by e-rips September 26, 2003
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boogar man

A big, scary, ugly, mean monster who lives in your closet, or under your bed, or maybe out in the woods, and who will jump out and scare you half to death.
Portagee women love to scare their children with the booger man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Ant man

someone who shop lifts 10x his body weight in meat, booze an sweets
bob: ok lets see what everyone got i only got these burgers

paul: i got some rolls an sweets

gary: haha is that all ive got sweets, vodka, gamon, bacon, burgers, sausages and some ketchup

bob: bloody hell gary your a proper ant man we can have a phat cook up now..

tom: do ya know were i can get some cheap meat?

bob: you need to see gary he's a bloody ant man when it comes to cheap goods
by dave daved February 4, 2010
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Sketchy man

Someone who asks you out and you kindly decline them but they keep on and on and actually take "i just want to be friends" litterally... you have a problem then.
Girl: Yeah i told him we would just be friends i declined him kindly ..."
Best friend: "Ahh Girl! He is gonna be a sketchy man now!!"
by HOME J KI February 16, 2010
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He-man

Basically an average Joe in modern america but yet when the door closes he is a vagina destroyer in the good way
Jayce :I am He-man!!!!
Rick: Shut up and head back to work!!!
Jayce: ( to himself)yeah Ima head back to work on your wife!!! She knows who is the vagdestroyer!!!
by Guy92 March 31, 2010
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man tank

a t-shirt that has had the sleeves cut off with a knife, and then using said sleeve-one to put on your head as a hat as you use sleeve-two to wipe the excess cheeseburger from your face. Preferably a very cool shirt should be made into a man tank.
My starwars episode I man tank is better than your camp wolf tooth man tank.
by googool July 5, 2010
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man chocolate

a man that is sexy that he is almost edible
by goodmen13 August 14, 2010
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