john flesch

he is a godly like creature who wants to ask you how you are doing and how school is going

john flesch: hey its so good to see you buddy. I hope everything's going good at school.

by fleschpatoo December 17, 2021

John Morgan

the 2 best characters in red dead redemption 2 John Marsron and Arthur Morgan names together

John Morgan died of tuberculosis in 1911

by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021

John and Kylee

John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!

Best friend 1: “WOW, John and Kylee are finally together!”
Best friend 2: “Took them long enough.”

by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021

John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.

Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.

by Wombat00 December 29, 2021

Johnned

To come across a catastrophic fuck up of epic proportions

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned

by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022