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cum in my asshole daddy

someone who has no cock
cum in my asshole daddy is sexy
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Spag-o-cum-ghetti

When you put on a condom filled with spagetti, have sex with it and then have the girl eat your cum-filled spaghetti.
P1: what was that white thing in your girl's spaghetti?
P2: we did the Spag-o-cum-ghetti
by Güntherlovesspaghetti June 12, 2021
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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.
Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!
by Fuck Face October 16, 2003
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cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.
Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
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10 Second Cum-Slap

The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!
"Dude, i came to early so she gave me a 10 second cum-slap"

"No Way!!"
by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 8, 2009
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nigga fart cum poop explosion

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea
Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!
by Gustav Andersen August 31, 2020
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Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker
Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard
by Schmeckler April 17, 2017
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