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John

John is fuck in short he likes to suck big dick
by My boy esteban November 20, 2023
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john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving
by Lesll October 30, 2018
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John

A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."
John is so basic.
by Jamalious101 May 29, 2023
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john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
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John Lennon

by Penidg June 1, 2022
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John Tamonte' Twist

when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.
how you gone try to pull a John Tamonte' Twist on me/ It was my Idea!
by Tried!!! October 3, 2018
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John Green

Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…
by Fat stupid bitch January 4, 2022
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