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Stinky Toupee

The dollop of shit you find on the head of your cock after you pull out of someone's butt.

Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.

My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024
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Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.
Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."
by Wig eater October 4, 2024
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Anger Tourist

People, most notably grifters, who claim that a certain decision ruined or will ruin a movie or video game franchise/company while claiming themselves as a longtime fan of said franchise. In reality, they are not actual fans of the franchise and are instead treating this situation as a thing to tell their followers to get mad at. Usually the most inconvenient of things.

They will often forget about the situation in a week, as they are busy chasing the next thing to get angry at. Hence why they are considered tourists because they don't actually represent the fandom and are only there for a day.

Most of these people are found on Twitter and YouTube.
Grifter: "They ruined the franchise by making the main female lead slightly less sexy. This game is doomed. Fucking DEI ruining everything"

Actual fans: Oh great, the Anger tourist has arrived.
by futbolr21 October 11, 2024
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Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024
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Duke Touch

A special touch that is given to enemies by Joshua Lane Duke
by BEH2093 December 3, 2024
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Duke Touch

A magical touch given to enemies by Joshua Lane Duke
by BEH2093 December 3, 2024
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Anarchy tour

A aboriginal definition for gunditjmara and other aboriginal communities the aboriginals love it it's aboriginal slang for aboriginal communities
by Gimegame December 7, 2024
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