meat mincer

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee

"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."

by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018

Triple Meat

Getting smashed by three different guys of three different races.

Last night I had a good triple meat: the Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, and the German Bratwurst.

by tthattbbitchh September 21, 2018

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

by JebusCripes February 23, 2011

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Faggot Meat

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .

I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.

by jondich September 9, 2021

One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

by LenSeaside January 25, 2025

meat breaks

Beans Beans of a cat. His or her paws.

"Rub her meat breaks, she likes it!"

by Slinkyspy March 15, 2020