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paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025
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better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.
Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.
by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018
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Job

a really really scary curse word. scarier than the swear word Peter Ruette
Me: "Fuck"
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs
by 6DaMoosical June 6, 2025
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queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job
Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins
by Amek January 1, 2016
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Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job
ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me
by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019
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bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo
Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025
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