Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name

“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman”

“Please leave me alone”

by Crack boy smokeSage November 6, 2021

resume fish

When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.

John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.

by LA Star November 18, 2020

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish

dr seuss rap lines

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀

by amongstusall October 2, 2022

Fish Hash

To make something disgusting or unpleasant.

This whole day has been fish hashed. I haven’t eaten a fish taco in two years because of that fish hash nonsense.

by eatmorchickn May 25, 2021

Fish Fingers

A game played mainly by female rugby players on tour. After inserting your fingers in to your pussy you the wipe it under the nose of an unsuspecting team mate.

"oooooooooooo you just got fish fingered!"

Who fancies a game of Fish Fingers?

by Crazy Vegas December 10, 2024

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023