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meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.
We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.
by talusanpurer June 25, 2016
mugGet the meat submarinemug.

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.
her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"
by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023
mugGet the Meat dildomug.

Peep That Meat

Asking for nudes or a hookup: "I'm just trying to peep that meat."
by Hipps January 12, 2021
mugGet the Peep That Meatmug.

Meat

1: Flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) used as food.
2: A penis.
1: Delicious, meat!
2: Delicious, meat!
by the random. October 14, 2021
mugGet the Meatmug.

beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
mugGet the beat my meat casandramug.

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus
oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive
by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019
mugGet the the muddy meat divemug.

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