Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

by Jennahoe October 22, 2009

dick down syndrome

The physical state following a good dicking in which you find yourself dazed, both mentally and physically.

Girl I was fucked so hard last night I woke up with dick down syndrome

by Ted_Bear November 16, 2016

flower pot syndrome

sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis

I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome

by Dynamite203857 February 27, 2008

Gilbert Li syndrome

A syndrome that makes you socially awkward and be very creepy when drunk, symptoms may include: trying to take photos of you when unconscious and also

"look at that dude he has Gilbert li syndrome"

by saidharan June 13, 2018

Vibrating Cellphone Syndrome

noun. When you feel that your cellphone is vibrating in your pocket or wherever it may be, you check to see if you got a text or phone call but it was a false alarm.

vice-versa as well: you don't feel anything vibrating, but then you check your phone after a while and find out that you got 548398 texts.

Me: yay! a text! i wonder who it's from!

*check cellphone* Ah shit! nothing? that's weird. I guess it's the vibrating cellphone syndrome.

by Mo-ez April 28, 2011

Dick Head Syndrome

a syndrome most males have where they tend to act as though they're thinking with their dick (it has a head as well) instead of their brain. This usually results in them pretending to be a nice guy just to get laid, lying, etc.

Dick head syndrome is when You meet a guy and he tells you he doesn't like having sex unless it's really meaningful so you wait a couple weeks and after you've slept together he doesn't talk to you anymore. He has dick head syndrome.



He actually is married, but he told you he is single? He must have Dick Head Syndrome.

by Jangel921 March 12, 2008

Short Man's Syndrome

The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive. This may be a reaction after repeatedly suffering height discrimnation (heightism) in the workplace, in relationships with women, or elsewhere during socialisation.

Ample examples can be found in the Usenet group alt.support.short

by Megabone April 28, 2004