expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

meat-eyes

A facial expression used when sizing up a romantic partner. Similar to that of the expression used before devouring a steak.

"I notice you were giving me meat-eyes from across the bar. Can you buy you a drink?"

"Don't give me those meat-eyes, I'm still mad at you for sleeping with my best friend"

"OMG, Cindy! Rob has been giving you meat-eyes ALL day"

by yeratowel July 17, 2014

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Meat Curtains

When a woman has such a large labia that they come out the sides of her underwear or bathing suit.

Dude, this chick has such big meat curtains, they were flapping in the wind!

by A-:)Dizzle August 29, 2021

Going for Some Street Meat

A sexual act, usually a one-time, casual hookup.

After a bad break up she/he was going for some street meat.

by RedButtonTopic May 24, 2025

Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020