Face Crack

When one becomes utterly addicted to FaceBook.

Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.

People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.

Rich: I am thinking that everyone is addicted to Face Book...

CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.

Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.

by 1975rufus March 15, 2009

red face

To slap a girl in the face with your penis leaving a red mark

"After John finished with Sally, he proceeded to give her a red face."

by Rockzilla May 3, 2005

Face Rape

Didy Kong's side special in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

I was trying to recover from the hit when Diddy came out of nowhere, face raped me, and jumped off my head, leaving me to die.

by JShack October 6, 2008

cocktail face

The ravages that a "cocktail" of highly active antiretroviral drugs inflicts on an HIV-positive man's face.

Man, that Chelsea muscle queen is rocking a serious cocktail face.

by patient infinity December 27, 2012

Frog Face

A person who often requests a fight in out of sight public spaces such as bathrooms or behind buildings.

that guy is a frog face, he just asked to take this fight to the bathroom!

by dazwazup July 4, 2012

O FACE

1. THe commical yet definatley satisfying face one makes when a girl is jerking your johnson and your like "wow" ahhhhh "0-FACE"

Faster.Faster. O Face! I'm done.

by Tnutz June 29, 2006

shit face

A subject with an indescriminate amount of faeces on their face.

'Dude, I totally steamed that mother fucker'
'Shit Face ain't even the word for it'
'Word bitch'
SF to JJB

by Sam Faulkner and Jonny Bell May 30, 2006