cum guzzling seman demon

A woman who swallows too much semen

Wow I hate you that's why your a cum guzzling seman demon

by Jd_izagod September 19, 2016

cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

Cum eating space dragon

It's just a cum eating space dragon... Kill yourself

As I said... ITS A FUCKING CUM EATING SPACE DRAGON

by Hoffii February 9, 2018

Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.

Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.

by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019

I'm Gonna Cum On You

A meaningful phrase used in wholesome TikTok lives and congratulating your teammates/opponents in games. It doesn't have a specific meaning just used on anything happy/wholesome.

Example 1:
Other Team Wins:

You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 2:
TikTok live with people with disabilities and terminal illness
You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 3:
Friend: I can't believe I beat you in that race
You: I'm gonna cum on you

by Wholesome gamer May 11, 2023

tracy b's cum dumpster

the skankiest bitch in kumeu. her pussy straight up looks like minced meat at this point with the amount of pounding its taken. has a large glazing of male creme brulee after finishing on that minced meat

yoza, lets go hit tracy b's cum dumpster this weekend you keen?
yooza sieg fuk

by tracyscumslut November 6, 2018

Soap cum in my ear

When you get out of the shower after forgetting to rinse your ears hence leaving the “soap cum” in your ear

Alex: “bro i’ll be right back I got soap cum in my ear”

David: “ah bro that sucks”

by JonTronShow Official May 3, 2022