CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.

MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.

by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021

Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.

"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"

by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077

i'll take one adam smash job please.

by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.

Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019

Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 23, 2023