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The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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Fort Wayne Foot Job

The act of getting a woman to full sexual ejaculation through extremely precise movements of the toes inside the vagina.
She came all up on my toes when I gave her that Fort Wayne Foot Job type shit.
by thedoggfather October 23, 2025
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Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling
someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!
by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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Job and dip

When your at a party or any type of motive and a boy starts talking to u being nice then asks u for job (head) (blow job) u give it to him and U think he’s gonna text u the next day but no he just jobbed u and dipped u .when u do job with someone and they just dip (not talk to u ever again ) (leave ) you .
Jermaine : did u uck him

Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Rim job

Is when you get a piece of dry skin in your nail and it HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKER to take offf
Person 1: I got a rim job last night
Person 2: ikr it really hurts
by Dockerssssss June 4, 2019
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