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shit toucher

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.
1.) "I'll tell you who drives a green truck . . . a SHIT TOUCHER, that's who!"

2.) "TOUCH POOP!"
by Kelley Rubass August 4, 2008
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Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.
"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."
by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013
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Shit Mix

Something made by mixing together the dregs of leftover alcohol and any unattended drinks in the room. Usually followed by a game to see who can drink the most before pulling out (usually to be sick).

Eventually after the first load is finished the second round is comprised of stolen alcohol from the fridge and anything that looks interesting and relatively soluble from the food cupboard (cinnamon, eggs, baking soda, mayo etc) until the resulting mixture smells, looks and tastes like something shat from the bowels of satan himself.

At this stage the only people to drink it are the hardened binge drinkers, the people who have never experienced a shit mix and the hopelessly pissed until the resulting shite is poured down the sink by the house owner.
Shit Mix, Guaranteed to leave the room smelling of ass for the next week
by fasamo September 2, 2010
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Shit Fucked

To be beyond drunk and will never ever recall what happen.
Dude 1, last night was so crazy . do you remember anything?
Dude 2, Hell no man, i was shit fucked out of my mind.
by King fishin February 4, 2010
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shit for breathe

when a person's breathe stinks like shit. Also used to describe such a person.
George: Damn man! what you been doing? eating outta the toilet agian?
Brown: No y?
George:u got shit for breathe
by u all know me October 27, 2009
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Shit Tickler

Some one who is gay and has a small dick so he would be a shit tickler instead of a fudge packer

also very funny to call a straight man a shit tickler giving him a double burn calling him gay and he has a tiny dick
Dude your such a shit tickler i mean look at your dick its so fuckin tiny (girls saying)

Dude your such a homo you fuckin shit tickler get out of my house. (guys saying)
by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009
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Ain't Shit

A Phrase that is used to express ones disregard for social norms or common opinions.

Also the name of an great podcast called 'The Aint Shit Podcast'
'Fuck societies opinions man , they ain't shit'
'Don't let anyone pull you down from the top , they ain't shit man"
'Yo ex aint shit , move on'
by nonamebalucci October 5, 2020
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