Nation booty pic day

On October 30th ask for a booty pic they can’t say no

Will you send me a booty pic it’s nation booty pic day so you can’t say no

by Panda314 October 30, 2019

National kiss day

Today’s national kiss day. You can kiss anyone, taken or not.

Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯

by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019

national genius day

May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!

Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...

by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019

National Pajonalds day

Go to Macdonald's in your PJs with your friends after getting baked with them the night before

Hey you coming to my house tonight? Tomorrow is National Pajonalds Day

by Imamess November 1, 2019

National lonley day

A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.

Mom: you need to get a girlfriend

Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit

by Grandma bertha November 1, 2019