New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.

A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

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Bubble Job

The bottom gets on their knees and holds onto the top's balls (like a bubble stick handle). After doing so, the person would do a normal blow job but at the end when the top cums, they go to the base of the penis and then blow like they're blowing bubbles which should cause cum to disperse out the nose and through the small open crevices of the bottom's mouth.

"I just gave my brother the best bj ever!"

"A blow job?!?"

"No!!! A bubble job, you dirty minded freak.. 😏"

by yourlittlekitten420 May 10, 2024

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Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

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Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

by RoomNeural July 7, 2025

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Kenosha Knob Job

Receiving a blowjob on the side walk in the middle of a riot.

Dude, there was glass everywhere, cars on fire, total mayhem and she decides to give me Kenosha Knob Job. It was epic.

by Trophy1 November 17, 2021

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band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation

She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch

by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021

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