Fish

A bomb.

In that era of naval warfare, battleships relied on the firepower of massive cannons, not fish (torpedoes).

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

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Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

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Several pregnant women line up laying on the ground, then the dark African American named Bungledash punches their stomach with all of his strength, the farthest distance the baby Flys out is the winner of the free abortion.

Hey bungledash, are you going to be able to host The Kentucky Fish Race this year?

by DA Big curly July 19, 2024

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Rusty fish hook

I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....

She was so hot I rusty fish hooked her..

by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024

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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

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top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

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