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Naked mole rat in a towel 

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

national compliment a guy day

girls it's time to show them boys some love
its national compliment a guy day!!

nigger on a stick 

Random statement when you feel someone is a nigger on a stick
" Damn son, you a crazy like a nigger on a stick. "
nigger on a stick by Japteshwar January 23, 2021

Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon 

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have π»π‘œπ‘”π‘€π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘ , π»π‘œπ‘”π‘€π‘Žπ‘Ÿπ‘‘π‘ , π‘‡π‘’π‘Žπ‘β„Ž 𝑒𝑠 π‘ π‘œπ‘šπ‘’π‘‘π’‰π‘–π‘›π‘” π‘π‘™π‘’π‘Žπ‘ π‘’π‘’π‘’! AND THEN 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 π“π’πœπ€π₯𝐞 𝐚 𝐒π₯𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐒𝐧𝐠 πƒπ«πšπ π¨π§! I'm done
Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh

not just a pretty face 

If someone is not just a pretty face, they are not only attractive but also intelligent.
How did you know that?
Well, I'm not just a pretty face, you know.

national stop being a perv day 

the day where creepy ass people leave minor girls alone
turkan leave me alone it’s national stop being a perv day!