2 Saturdays in a Row

When a girl is only hot on a certain day of a week, 2 weeks in a row

Man, she was hot today, yep, that's now 2 Saturdays in a row

by Alex Emro February 11, 2020

At least 2

When your buddy asks a really stupid question and you know the answer must be a pretty large number but you don't particularly feel like exerting the mental energy required to respond to it with any degree of accuracy.

Friend: How many grains of rice do you think people have eaten like in total throughout history?
You: Ehhh at least 2.

by h_isthebestletter24 November 7, 2024

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

by totally not foraict November 3, 2017

6 / 2 / 26

The date when we’re going to get married . If ur friends says “ 6 / 2 / 26 “ that means they want to get married to u .

Friend 1 : Hey guys ! 6 / 2 / 26 !
Friend 2 : Why do u want to marry all of us

by anonymous April 22, 2024

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

November 2

National eat all of your grandma’s whole wheat bread day.

On November 2nd

• Sneak into your grandma’s pantry walking on your hands
• Take all her whole wheat bread
• Eat it with your chimpanzee leaving none left for your grandma

by wika October 27, 2019