i swanda john

another way of saying “i swear to god”

I swanda john if you don’t get me an iced coffee i will block you on facebook.

by Pineslap January 22, 2020

I can't English

Similar to "I can't speak/talk correctly."
The only difference is that this phrase was made by God himself when he sent it down to "The rock."

Jamal,"Pussy.' Shit I meant cat.' Ugh I can't English today!"

Nina who is attempting to flirt, "Nice astronaut pants. 'Shit I can't English today but that ass is out of this world."

*Lynnzie attempts to say she's wrong but nothing comes out*
Lynnzie can't English right now.

by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021

i love cats

You are a good person, you have good taste in animals, your a chad and most importantly you are the best person.

Jeff: hey dude do you like cats?
Josh:Heck!! yea i love cats
Jeff: wow your so cool big w for you plus your a chad

by cats are cool and so are you April 29, 2022

I SMEL OOMBUNGUS

When someone yells, "hMMM where is the PEANUT BUTTER?"

Person 1: "I killed your dad. HMMM where is the PEANUT BUTTER?"

Person 2: "I SMEL OOMBUNGUS."

by Anon13254 April 20, 2019

I need a runoff

Doing too many things and having to emergency chill-out and slow down before you burn-out. From: Trucks use these to stop a runaway truck going downhill at 70mph and is losing control.

I was so damn busy these all weekend long, I need a runoff.

by al sleet October 21, 2010

yeah i guess

no

me: do you know what i mean?
her: yeah i guess

by mayhem8772 April 26, 2022

I love the sun

(brit.)
"I fucked your mum"
In the style of cockney rhyming slang, this can be used to say "I fucked your mum" even in a more formal setting among those in the know while seeming perfectly polite.

"Oi, oi mate. I love the sun."
"Ohhhhh fuck off mate"

by Duoquadragesimal May 9, 2022