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John

The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7
Hey why are u blushing ?!

John loves me ❤️
by Carter t September 30, 2020
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John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever
by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021
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John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.
The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.
by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024
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John

A John is a person who is the biggest band kid there is. He is a dream stan and when he tries to denie it, it only adds to his dream stan behavior.
Look at John playing the trumpet and watching the latest Minecraft man hunt.
by Mrcheef April 27, 2022
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John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024
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John-Thomas

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast
by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022
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John

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads
-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside
by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021
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