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John

A john someone who is annoying asf. His friends are fake to him and always talk bad about him behind his back
by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021
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Den John

If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.

Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.
Julia don't look behind you, Den John is there-
by ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ February 19, 2021
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John

damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.
by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025
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john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.
Tht was a real john ruddy move
by Rosary girls August 28, 2017
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3AM Papa Johns

The time of the night where you smoke all the remaining weed while ordering Papa Johns on the phone.
Dude its time for 3AM Papa Johns,Im so excited.
by FuckThePolice May 27, 2017
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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
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John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. is an American professional wrestler, actor, and rapper. He is signed to WWE, where he appears for both the Raw and SmackDown brands.Cena was born and raised in West Newbury, Massachusetts. He moved to California in 1998, where he pursued a career as a bodybuilder before transitioning into professional wrestling in 1999 when he debuted for Ultimate Pro Wrestling (UPW). Cena soon signed with the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) in 2000, and was initially assigned to Ohio Valley Wrestling (OVW).

In WWE, Cena gained industry fame after adopting a persona of a trash-talking rapper, and won his first singles title, the United States Championship, in 2004. The next year, Cena would win the WWE Championship for the first time. Following that, Cena's character transitioned into a "Superman-like" heroic figure, and subsequently led the company as its franchise player and public face for the next decade. Cena has headlined several major WWE pay-per-view events, closing the company's flagship annual event, WrestleMania, five times. He has also won several championships in his career, being a five-time United States Champion, a four-time world tag team champion, and a WWE record sixteen-time world champion.
by Dat urban Boi June 13, 2019
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