askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"

by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

John

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.

Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts

by Lunee March 13, 2022

John Poostain

A SIMP; or any DIPSHIT in general

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.

by Teilmi February 4, 2020

pulling a john

Willfully doing something intentionally or unintentionally irresponsible or out right dumb

You just went fully retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

John

John, or Jawn Noun, Orgin: American Slang. Meaning a device of any sort of which you inhale. Not to be confused with John, he sucks. Most well used with Qwomp (the action of using the John) Also spelt like Jawn.

You can I use the John, Yo can I qwomp the John? Jawn?

by John Qwomper August 21, 2019

Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

John-Ingar

It’s slang for «big penis» in some Norwegian cultures.

“Yoo bro this girl told me I’ve got a mad John-Ingar” (directly translated from Norwegian)

by jir39 November 9, 2020