not showering for 2 weeks straight and gaming with chips and juice all day until you start turning green
Greener than the level of orange trump is.
Greener than the level of orange trump is.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025

by TwenthCentury September 2, 2024

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).
Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.
by A. Miller September 25, 2025

by Lanaslayer May 3, 2018

by American citizens December 31, 2022

Person 1: American Idiot by Green Day is the greatest album ever made.
Person 2: What about 21st Century Breakdown?
Person 1: Oh right, forgot about that one.
Person 2: What about 21st Century Breakdown?
Person 1: Oh right, forgot about that one.
by Thorn (like the letter) April 4, 2024
